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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dathen
charonnyxtides

Joy , joy, joy!

UNPROVOKED to make me fall in love with Jonathan, then make me be charmed by Mina and then fall for her too and so doubly make me feel her sorrow about his disappearance and wanting to hug her while she was keeping it all in because she didn't want to sour Lucy's happiness and make her feel worse in her ''illness''. And to now make me be as happy as she is to learn the good news!

Lucy is at least feeling better now that Dracula left for Carfax...

ekinox-x
fortzancudo

GOD today i served a family of 3 and the dad was like “i’ll have a cappuccino” and the kid, a girl of about 11, was like “PLEASE.” and he was like “uh yeah. please” and the kid goes “well you’re always telling me to remember my manners!!! you should too!!” and i was cracking up

and then she was standing there w her mum while i made their drinks and i asked if the mum wanted chocolate sprinkles and she was like “yes please” and the kid goes “well at least SOMEONE remembered their manners” and then sighed dramatically and HEELYED AWAY and honestly? not sure how to go on knowing i’ll never be as cool as this 11 year old

23andmemes

Imagine being a side character in the freaky Friday reboot and not even knowing it

fortzancudo

this is the only funny thing anyone has added to this fucking post